You have to pay a real professional for Cryptkeeper-style scary puns
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 10/29/21
Today's "punchline" is some seriously low-rent "The real scary clowns are those clowns in Congress, amiright people" BS. But you have to admit it would be pretty fun if national TV news bureaus hired some half-assed Bela Lugosi imitator to do a "spooky" intro to each broadcast, and even more fun if they just made the anchors do it.
Gil Thorp, 10/29/21
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