Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/25/22

Exciting developments in Rex Morgan, M.D., everyone! It turns out that vigilantism is not only bad for your rotator cuff, but it's also illegal, whoops. I'm honestly intrigued by our hero's insistence not only that being a vigilante is good, but that these guys are his prisoners and his responsibility. Like, a typical superhero's M.O. is to leave the bad guys he catches tied up for the cops to find, perhaps with a demeaning note taped to their chest. But what does the Street Sweeper have planned for these thugs, if not that? Remember, by day he's a janitor with a real crappy apartment, so I'm concerned that he doesn't have the proper facilities to detain these gentlemen, let alone conduct a proper trial. I'm beginning to wonder if he injured his rotator cuff from the summary executions he's been doing nonstop over the past few months.

Mary Worth, 5/25/22