You don't expect Tommy to shop for his own "items," do you? He's only 28

Beetle Bailey, 11/13/22

This is an actually pretty good Beetle Bailey, in my opinion. It uses the longer Sunday format to interesting effect: taking what should be a sharp shock – an NCO plans to set a vicious dog onto one of the soldiers under his command in a grotesque abuse of power – and smooths it down into rambling day in the life story about the dog. He doesn’t want to do any harm. His heart’s not in it. It’s just a job, really. But never let it be said that he won’t do his job.

Mary Worth, 11/13/22