Gil Thorp, 7/12/25

Hey, remember when Keri was in horse therapy, for their eating disorder? Well, big news: they took their horse therapist Britney to prom! Is that ... ethical? Like, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't take your therapist to your prom, but is horse therapy really therapy, like in a professional ethics sense? I guess maybe it is, since Britney was accurately able to diagnose Keri as "sad," even with no horse present. In the end, maybe this is the real reason why you shouldn't take your therapist to prom: you will end up having to talk about, like, feelings and stuff, right there in your dad's minivan, when you should be figuring out how to surreptitiously cop a feel.

Archie, 7/12/25