Wednesday horror

Mark Trail, 1/31/24

Having helped a bunch of guys get in touch with their emotions via fishing, Mark is now being dispatched on a much more dangerous mission: finding out what exactly the local authorities in Utah are doing with those wild horses they've been rounding up. Are they sending them to run and play at a farm upstate? No, that's how we got into this problem in the first place. Anyway, this plotline better end with Mark punching Justin Shirley, director of the Division of Wildlife of the Utah Department of Natural Resources, while shouting "Soylent Horse is made of horses! You've got to believe me!"

Mary Worth, 1/31/24