Gearhead Gertie, 10/2/25

I was actually visiting a friend in Durham on the day Dale Earnhardt died, a date that I will always think of as "North Carolina's 9/11," so I know the strong feelings that his life and death elicit, and hopefully I'm not about to step out of line in this post, but: Dale Earnhardt died in a car crash during the Daytona 500? Because he ran into a wall at 160 miles an hour? And had previously complained about some rules that NASCAR had changed that slowed down races, and so NASCAR tweaked the rules again for the "aerodynamic package" allowed for cars, in order to (in the words of the remarkably detailed Wikipedia article on the subject) "keep cars bunched up close together and to allow more frequent passing at high speed"? Anyway, Gearhead Gertie has been a lot of business about her petty gripes with her husband lately, so I'm pretty excited that today's panel is about Dale Earnhardt's ghost or soul or whatever, which has been trapped in a photo on Gertie's end table, saying, "Learn no lessons from my death. Go faster. Ever faster. Never slower. If they tell you to slow down, tell 'em to go to hell and leave them in your dust."

Mary Worth, 10/2/25