We all want to do this when our computers make us mad, honestly
The Phantom, 10/5/24
One of the more, uh, problematic aspects of the Phantom lore is that the Phantoms have been resident in Africa for 23 generations but have maintained their power over the superstitious natives by keeping contact with their ancestral Europe and bamboozling the poor locals with advanced Western science and technology. That's why today's strip, in which he refuses to believe that this robot could possibly be a robot and starts banging on the outside with a rock demanding that the guy inside come out, is pretty funny. On the other hand, the real Elon Musk had a big reveal of a humanoid robot that turned out to be a guy in a robot suit, and then later did a big reveal of another humanoid robot that turned out to have a guy just off screen operating it by remote control, so maybe I shouldn't be quick to make fun.
Gasoline Alley, 10/5/24
By saying "the black one's best" but also "the grey tabby's mine", little Ava Luna, or possibly Aubee or Sophie, who can tell, is submitting to the patriarchy's dictates that male siblings should have first choice of everything. This isn't the sort of girl-power pluck and gumption she showed back when she time travelled with the help of an evil talking doll!
Dennis the Menace, 10/5/24
Uh oh, it appears we've made an error over here at Dennis the Menace HQ! This was supposed to be the punchline for a panel showing Margaret and Dennis dancing. But then we realized that that would never happen, so we replaced it with a panel of some kids standing around and holding books while looking at Dennis. But then we never wrote a new punchline for it. Our bad!