Hagar the Horrible, 3/24/26

I make a lot of jokes on this blog parsing various anachronistic clues trying to figure out where Hagar and his crew are plundering and pillaging at any given time, but ... it's generally France, right? Like, that's where Norse raiders mostly went in real life, descending on a civilization on the Continent that was wealthier and more advanced than theirs but that had begun to politically unravel as the heirs of Charlemagne fought each other for territory. Today we see a surprising result of this type of cultural contact: one of Hagar's men, who apparently was getting off on what he thought was an act of sexual dominance over the regional nobility to match his warband's military success, is clearly devastated to learn that he's become entangled in what the locals refer to as "an arrangement."

Beetle Bailey, 3/24/26