Blondie, 4/23/24

Good lord, when's the last time Blondie introduce a new character? Even Elmo has been around since at least 1954. Despite [gestures vaguely around] the evidence, I'm still a pretty big fan of democracy, so I urge you to log onto either of Meta Platforms, Inc.,'s two most popular websites and cast your vote for just the dumbest thing you can think of for Blondie and Irma's new coworker, like a sullen zoomer named Braelyn or a hulking beast known as "Gortho the Destroyer." We Can Do It! Keep Hope Alive!

Marvin, 4/23/24