Varying degrees of thankfulness

Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/22/23

Well, well, well, it looks like what's increasingly obviously Buzzy and Rene's co-grift is coming along nicely, with Rene being sprung from jail by his fancy lawyer so he can do more crimes. Too bad the Harwoods couldn't afford a lawyer who could keep this notorious criminal behind bars! Also, too bad Congress passed the I've Got Mine Act, under which all public criminal prosecution for offenses up to and including attempted murder were eliminated as "not cost effective" and now victims need to hire their own attorneys, as all disputes are hashed out in civil courts. (The I've Got Mine Act was passed after heavy lobbying from Rex Morgan, who has his and frankly thinks less of you if you don't have yours.)

Dennis the Menace, 11/22/23