Beetle Bailey, 9/26/25

Perverts turned on by crudely drawn cartoons everywhere were devastated this week when Beetle Bailey skipped its usual "Miss Buxley Wednesday" to do a strip about Sarge eating a pizza with a big pile of meatballs on it. But, good news: Miss Buxley is here on Friday! Bad news: it's "casual Friday" which means she's not wearing her sexy formal (?) little black dress. But good news: there's some shoe stuff involving Private Blips! Bad news: the shoes are so crudely drawn that you can't even tell what they're supposed to look like, but you can tell that they're definitely not very sexy. This whole week has been a real roller coaster ride for perverts, I tell you what.

Crankshaft, 9/26/25