Tuesday quickies
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 8/27/24
Ha, get it, you thought she wanted Ernie to stop smoking tobacco, a dangerous and expensive habit ... but in fact, "smoking" could mean a number of different things! Thus the ambiguity. Not clear what Ernie's wife has against smoking brisket. Seems like a pretty harmless and honestly delicious hobby to me. But you can figure that one out on your own. What, am I supposed to hold your hand on every little thing?
Mary Worth, 8/27/24
This is good! She's going to get to the convention and find out that the reception theme is "fancy ball/exotic zoo," and see that it's really tacky and off-putting. "Won't be doing that for our wedding!" she'll think. "Really dodged a bullet there."
Six Chix, 8/27/24
Hey, were you wondering what's up with the Tuesday Chik, last seen being cucked by avocado toast? Well, she's cruising for sex at pizza parties now. Sad!
Pluggers, 8/27/24
WHAT THE HELL PLUGGERS I HAVE BEEN READING YOU FOR 18 YEARS AND NEVER ONCE IN THAT TIME HAVE I THOUGHT "I WANT TO SEE A JOKE ABOUT PLUGGER CLEAVAGE" WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND HOW CAN I MAKE YOU STOP