Folks! I am back from my vacation, I am tanned, rested, and ready, and I am diving back into that most beloved of all artistic mediums: the daily comics! Big thanks to Uncle Lumpy, and Turtle Carl, and everyone who contributed to the summer fundraiser (you'll all be getting personal thank-yous soon), but for now I must dedicate my energy to urgent, pressing matters, like what's going on in the Flagston marriage:

Hi and Lois, 8/18/25

I guess what's going on in the Flagston marriage is that it's crying for help! "Fix me!" screams every object in the home Hi and Lois built together, at Lois's command. "Please!" Ha ha, just kidding, this is about chores or whatever, it's definitely not a metaphor for anything.