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December 18, 2021

Too much eye contact

Mary Worth, 12/18/21

I may have said this before, but I feel like the new-model Mary Worth doesn't have quite enough nose visible when she's looking straight at the reader -- or, as in this case, when she's looking straight at the reader in Wilbur's mind, which may indicate that he's imagining her looking at him? Anyway, like I said, not enough nose. Like Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort. Maybe the fact that she's appearing here in Wilbur's imagination shows what he really thinks of her, ha ha! "Can't wait to get on a cruise ship with my lady, who's mine forever now, and abandon our pets to the meddling old biddy who browbeat her into getting back together with me! See ya, snake lady, I'm gonna have ocean sex!" Anyway, confidential to Estelle: international waters are a great place to murder somebody.

Crock, 12/18/21

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