Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/2/23

Oh, fine, I guess Buzzy and Mud aren't boxing Rene out of the profits from his own brainwashing scam, or are at least using a stock photo of him as part of the sales pitch. You can't profit off your crimes, but nothing about the Mirakle Method itself was criminal: it's not illegal to transform someone's personality to the extent that he refuses to perform "Muddy Boots" for a theater full of roots country maniacs, though that may change if the bipartisan Play The Hits Act finally passes through Congress this year.

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 11/2/23