Think of the perfectly good car rendered useless for this little gimmick

Six Chix, 4/18/24

I'll freely admit that I find floating Poseidon here very charming, with his cheery attitude and his whole ... diaper? situation and a single eye perched right on his dick, perhaps in loving memory of his son Polyphemus, cut down in his prime by Odysseus. Anyway, much as it pains me to be pedantic (haha, just kidding, I love pedantry more than I love my own family), Poseidon is specifically the god of the sea, along with earthquakes and, uh, horses, so the water in that glass is very salty and won't help this poor woman hydrate at all. The guy you're looking for is Achelous, the river god who is the father of all the freshwater springs.

Hagar the Horrible, 4/18/24