They don't have file cabinets on the Moon, they all use computers up there
Beetle Bailey, 9/25/24
Once upon a time, your average newspaper reader looked forward to the middle of the week with eager anticipation. That's because they knew that Wednesday was "Miss Buxley Wednesday," an opportunity to turn to the comics page and briefly become horny from looking at a crude drawing of an attractive blonde woman in a skimpy black dress. But then we all got older, especially the old man who was the blonde woman's boss, and while we're still going through the Wednesday motions, nobody's getting horny anymore, not really. Instead, he old man is getting exasperated by his subordinate, and the blonde woman, even more crudely drawn than before, is quietly typing away in the background, presumably grateful that nobody is getting horny at her.
Dick Tracy, 9/25/24
Speaking of letdowns, if you were a mysterious alien being with innate biological powers, a command of advanced technologies, and a vague plan to conquer humanity, how would you think your Wednesday would go? Probably you wouldn't guess that you'd be spending it going through some file cabinets, right? But that's just how it happens sometimes. Into everyone's life, a little file cabinet searching must fall, even into the lives of aliens from the Moon.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 9/25/24
Hey guys! Did you know that trigger finger happens with a tendon sheath is inflamed and creates a temporary inability to straighten a finger or thumb? Pretty neat, huh? Not sure exactly what you're supposed to do about it, but if we're lucky, we might find out soon!
Shoe, 9/25/24
Oh, the Perfesser's refill isn't scheduled for another week but he needs more sleeping pills now? Interesting, interesting. Look, I'm not saying a "the Perfesser gets addicted to downers" would be a great new direction for this strip, but it'd probably be better than [spends 45 seconds trying to come up with a funny and pithy description of what exactly Shoe has been getting at for the past 20 years, then fails and gives up] whatever it's doing now.