They also clear-cut the yellow wood to build the mall they're driving to

Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/25/23

Well, the Harwoods are going to feel pretty foolish when they learn that it wasn't Rene's high-powered lawyers that got him sprung out of jail. The cynical answer isn't always the correct one, guys! Now, it is true in fact he's free because he's using the Mirakle Method to build an army of hypnotized disciples, some of whom are in highly placed positions of power, who will follow his every whim, but I say we should wait a bit to see how that plays out before we get too worried about it.

The Lockhorns, 11/25/23