There's only four women for the six men, bad news for somebody
Gil Thorp, 11/21/23
Hey, remember earlier this year, when Gil Thorp did a ripped from the headlines story about about a player who got terribly hurt during a game, only unlike the headlines, where professional athletes refused to return to play, the high school students were forced to forced to finish the game while their friend might've been dying? Well, looks like it's happening again, and this time the injured student is Coach Luke's son, still playing for Valley Tech even after his dad had to take a job working for his hated rival Gil Thorp. Why do these gruesome injuries keep happening to Valley Conference players? Probably for the same reason that the games continue after the kids are medivac'd off the field: because none of the adults involved care whether the student-athletes live or die.
Mary Worth, 11/21/23