There's no ties in basketball, but he's giving it his best

Mary Worth, 1/13/24

There's been a few complaints from the commentariat that I haven't been covering the end (?) of the Keith-Kitty-Brad-Sonia saga. The reason I haven't is because it's been dumb as hell, but to summarize, Sonia warmed up to Keith even though he's The Man and not a fake vegan in a dumb hat because he knew how to play at least one Stevie Wonder song on the guitar. Has Kitty also picked up some hidden talents in the last 20 years that Keith is going to learn about? You know, like sex tal--no, you know what, I'm not doing this, this plot is ending so lamely it doesn't deserve my attempts at ironic ribaldry.

Dennis the Menace, 1/13/24