Hi and Lois, 11/18/25

Sorry, Lois. The latest Gen Alpha trend is eldermaxxing. Kids are putting on their grandpa's clothes, and they're so young they don't even remember the Macklemore song so they don't think it's cringe. They're shoplifting Ben Gay from local pharmacies so they can get the smell right. They're setting off airhorns near each other's ears so they can get into the "Eh? What's that, sonny?" vibe. It's happening all over the country and there's nothing you can do about it. You'll beg for skibidi toilet or "6-7" or whatever when Chip starts demanding dinner at 4:45 p.m. so he can finish in time to doze off in front of the local news.

Archie, 11/18/25