The trades are very lucrative, this is a fact and not funny at all
Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/22/22

Oh ho. Oh ho ho. It's a new week and a new storyline in Rex Morgan, M.D., and the game, as they say, is afoot! Buck's about to be tasked with taking care of both an old man and a child, at the same time! What crises will arise that will force Buck to juggle these unexpected responsibilities? Will he fuck it up, somehow? You know it! It's Buck, he's very annoying and incompetent. Will this result in life threatening danger to the baby and/or old man? Probably not, because this is Rex Morgan, M.D., where all the stakes are very low. Will the old man and the baby look at each other and wordlessly acknowledge "You're not so different, you and I, in the sense that we apparently need this schmo to take care of us"? Let's hope! Might be the most we can ask out of this!
Crock, 8/22/22