Mary Worth, 4/17/26

Oh, I'm sorry, did you think there were stakes to this storyline? Did you think that losing two hundred thousand American dollars might have some material impact on Harvey's life? Well, sorry, chumps, this motherfucker's got ascot money and the whole episode is just kind of embarrassing for him to admit to his daughter, and probably more for horniness reasons than monetary ones. You know what, I'm not just glad "Trixie" escaped the compound; I'm actively glad the money went to a Southeast Asia-based crime lord, who's at least showing some business acumen by building the compound in the first place.

Andy Capp, 4/17/26