Bizarro, 2/18/25

Big fan of today's Bizarro for insisting on historical realism in the face of the gauzy, romantic revisionism we usually see on this subject. King Arthur, that paragon of courtly chivalry and the ultimate historical good guy? Didn't exist, of course, but whatever Dark Ages warlord served as the inspiration for the stories was no doubt a violent thug who established his rule by the sword. Certainly he would've held a mere craftsman as unworthy of respect from the warrior caste, wouldn't have hesitated to murder such a person if he found him even slightly annoying, and would've suffer no consequences for doing so.

Mother Goose and Grimm, 2/18/25