Dick Tracy, 3/18/22

Coffyhead claimed that the coffee over at Coffee Howz was "stale," but I think the truth is that, like any addict, his need for coffee stimulation is only getting more intense over time. The stuff for normies that coffee shops sell has to meet the standards of the local health department, and that won't cut it for him anymore. He's got to go meet his street-corner "connection," a guy who's got a black-market espresso machine set up at Fletcher and Main that does things to a coffee bean that science cannot fully explain and definitely can't recommend.

Crock, 3/18/22