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Mary Worth, 2/23/26

Yes Yes! YES!!! We did it, we endured the parrot storyline and its aftermath and have been rewarded by a near-forgotten Mary Worth plot-shifting staple: a pool party! And this pool party features an exciting new character: a dapper widower whose year-long period of mourning is now over so it's once again legal for him to speak to a woman. "I wonder how he's doing,” Toby says idly. "I wonder what he thinks about parrots. I wonder if he has more money than, say, an English professor at a second-tier state university. I mean, you don't go around wearing an ascot in public because you're poor.”
Dennis the Menace, 2/23/26
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