Mary Worth, 11/8/21

I have to say that there was a point, early in this Wilbur storyline, where I was like, "Ugh, another Wilbur storyline? Really?" And maybe some of you still feel that way, and I respect it. But I have to tell you, at this point I am in, I am 100% invested in every small and large humiliation Wilbur suffers, each more self-inflicted than the last. I mean try, really try, to think of a way to preface an announcement that you've spotted your ex and some handsome new love interest that makes you sound more petulant and pathetic than "and look who I spy with my little eye." It's impossible. You can't. But it's only Monday, so we know this is going to escalate. If Wilbur drops a vicious "Fiddle dee dee!" by the end of the week, I will be not at all surprised.

Slylock Fox, 11/8/21