Thanksgiving quickies
Hagar the Horrible, 11/28/24
What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Personally, I'm thankful to learn that, in the Hagarverse, the imported Near Eastern triune God coexists with even more ancient pagan deities. I just think it's neat!
Hi and Lois, 11/28/24
I'm also thankful that nobody at my Thanksgiving dinner is going to blurt out "Hey, you know what would be cool? If you could go back in time and murder and eat a pilgrim. Just slice up their flesh and make sandwiches out of it!" People talk about dreading political arguments with their families but frankly I think this one would be an even bigger downer.
Mary Worth, 11/28/24
I'm not thankful that Mary's friends remembered to Doordash her some Thanksgiving dinner before they all went out to live their best lives without her. We were so close to finishing her off for good! So close!