Thank goodness she's not some sort of goose vampire, that would be truly alarming
Dustin, 4/12/26

To misquote Mystery Science Theater 3000, you should never reference a good comic in your shitty comic, and say what you will about Garfield but it's a relentlessly efficient machine for amusing 8-year-olds, whereas Dustin has never amused anyone ever. Today's strip makes it clear that Dustin requires three separate characters to achieve what Garfield does with one. This is not something you want to draw attention to!
Mother Goose and Grimm, 4/12/26
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