Blondie, 3/24/22

This is not the first time I've griped about this, but at one point unseen off-screen characters in Blondie used to be named things like "the Glambasters," just for fun, but now they all have to have incredibly on-the-nose names that explicitly tell you what their deal within the comic is, like "the Clockers" who hate it if you're late or, in this case, "Winona Braggart," who likes to brag. Where has the creative energy that used to be put into the names gone? If today's strip is any indication, it's going into incredibly detailed drawings of curled up cold-cuts, which, while on-brand for this strip and no doubt of great interest to its readership, really saddens me.

Mary Worth, 3/24/22