Hagar the Horrible, 4/7/24

Hagar has pelted this prophetic orb into the Duke's castle and it has thoroughly demoralized the defenders by showing them their inevitable defeat -- but that defeat will only occur because the vision it offers them of the future has caused them to give up all hope! This is proof that, despite being illiterate and unable to read a simple blueprint, Hagar's deep connection to Norse mysticism makes him a formidable thinker and master of uncanny strategies of war.

Rex Morgan, M.D., 4/7/24