Dustin, 3/3/24

Much as I enjoy Dustin's "Ooh, a text" betraying his desperate need for even the most tenuous human contact, I have to call foul on this strip. It truly saddens me that the creators are so eager to jump on "Young people are terrible" that they ignore the key foundation of their universe, namely that Dustin in particular is terrible in a number of specific ways. No woman will ever love Dustin! No busty redhead would ever attempt to flirt with him! C'mon, what are we even doing here.

Dick Tracy, 3/3/24