Sorry, this is a gross one, but some things NEED SAYING

Six Chix, 7/22/23

One of the fundamental gimmicks of the comics is to provide human-level thought capabilities to animals and plants and even inanimate objects, which is all very good, but the reason that, for instance, yesterday's piss play Six Chix was so off-putting is that it provided that sort of consciousness to a tree, which normally you don't even think about when you let your dog piss on it, but now you've been given a window to a world where the tree might have opinions about being pissed on, and it's not a view anyone wanted! Anyway, not to dwell on it, but, Six Chix, what are you doing, why are these animals having conversations in human language about eating poop, I'm begging you to step back from the brink.

Marvin, 7/22/23