Mary Worth, 12/10/25

We all know, of course, that Mary Worth takes place in a world similar to but not exactly like our own, where America's most famous 20th century actor is the handsome Saul Lewman and Sonia Sotomayor served out her career as a Superior Court Judge in Santa Royale County. But I'm sorry, the proposal that the greatest stage actor who ever lived in this universe is someone called "Sir Richard Wellbottom" is simply too much for me to believe. This man would be haunted by the cruel nickname "Dick Goodass" and would never find the strength to perform on stage!

Crankshaft, 12/10/25