Pluggers, 6/10/25

Pluggers already did a version of this bit in 2007, only back then the joke was "When a plugger gives you directions, all the landmarks he uses will be stores that long ago went out of business, because his mental map of the world stopped changing at some point as he aged." Now it's "Wouldn't it be cool if your phone, possibly using some kind of advanced AI, gave you directions using long-closed stores as landmarks so as to better match your mental map of the world, which stopped changing at some point as you aged?" This is, I think you'll agree, significantly more depressing.

Blondie, 6/10/25