Rex Morgan, M.D., 1/7/25

Look, I get it, soap opera strips are a slow-moving medium, you can't count on people reading every day so you have to repeat stuff, etc., etc. But I think if you introduce a new storyline, like "Sarah's ex-babysitter Kelly, who used to be a hot goth but was transformed into a square-ass loser by long-term exposure to the Morgans, is in college now" should by Tuesday have advanced beyond the "Wow, linear time sure does progress" phone call stage.

The Phantom, 1/7/25