Soapy Thursday (JUST KIDDING IT'S FRIDAY I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS HAHA)
Mary Worth, 10/11/24
Big news, everyone! Estelle's beloved dead husband was a heroic cop, and in classic fashion he died just days before his planned retirement -- not, in classic fashion, in some dramatic shootout, but from a heart attack, due to overwork. This is clearly Estelle's trauma plot that explains why she finds Ed's workaholism so triggering, which, boooooring. I do find the details interesting in terms of the "how old is Estelle exactly" question, though. I think we have to assume from context that Estelle was widowed years ago, since she's subsequently had time to move to Charterstone, get elder scammed, and date and break up with and get back together with Wilbur multiple times until she finally got permanently sick of his shit. If someone joins the force young, they could retire relatively early, but still, Jimmy has to be at least in his mid 50s in this story, right? Was Estelle on the lower end of a problematic age gap? Where's that trauma plot, huh? I guess that explains why she doesn't spend much time hanging out with Iris and Zak socially, though I guess the fact they were present for probably the most embarrassing evening she's ever had might have something to do with it.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/11/24
I just want to remind you that Mud Mountain Murphy didn't actually shit himself onstage at Lou's establishment; he merely pretended to do so, so he could promote himself from opening act to headliner. But his simulated act of defecation was so lifelike that Lou vividly remembers Mud "making a mess." That's the quality of performer you want if you're in the entertainment business, honestly.
Dick Tracy, 10/11/24
Imagine if you were sick with worry and guilt about your beloved brother, and you burst into a scene where he lies dead on the ground, and the first reaction from one of the cops there is to cartoonishly pantomime disgust at your B.O.? I honestly am really enjoying this new "Sam Catchem is a monstrous asshole” characterization.
The Phantom, 10/11/24
In other news, not-Elon Musk's robot rover has decided to commit suicide rather than listen to more ponderous lecturing from the Phantom. Most relatable thing it's done, honestly!