Soapy quickies

Gil Thorp, 8/24/23

"Take it up with mother nature, coach! Ever since the Great Blight killed most of the trees, we can't spare wood for frivolous purposes like ceremonial bonfires. And if scientists don't figure out how to extract oxygen from the ocean soon, I think we're all going to be too fatigued to engage in vigorous athletic activity anyway."

Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/24/23