Soapy boredom
Dick Tracy, 10/23/24
Dick Tracy has spent a lot of this week getting into the architectural history of Neo-Chicago and the state of local landmarked buildings. On the surface, this sounds like the sort of thing that I personally would be into, but it's actually left me pretty cold. Maybe I'd feel differently if it were about public transit or something, but for now, I say: let's wrap it up and bring on the officer-involved shootings!
Gil Thorp, 10/23/24
Please excuse a moment of football detective work. Yesterday's Gil Thorp did not actually establish all the parameters of the game situation when the action depicted started, but we know this much:
- New Thayer was facing 4th and goal, and could "clinch the night" if they scored
- After Milford intercepted the ball, there was 3:15 left on the clock
To me, anyway, this implies that, by scoring a touchdown at that point, New Thayer would have gone far enough ahead that Milford would've needed to score twice to catch up; three minutes is plenty of time to put together a scoring drive, so if New Thayer were up by less than 9 after a potential touchdown, it wouldn't make sense to say they'd clinched anything. That means Milford was losing (though only by a few points) before the interception we saw yesterday; and if Oscar Capp had run the ball back for a defensive touchdown, we probably would've heard about it, plus the excessive Mudlark celebration we saw seems pretty clearly to be happening midfield.
Today we learn that the final score of this game was Milford 10, New Thayer 7. Considering what we've already figured out, we can safely assume that, after the interception, Milford had to put together a scoring drive to win. (Presumably before the interception the score was New Thayer 7, Milford 3.) What I sincerely appreciate is that we have not been treated to any of the thrilling sports action of this fourth quarter comeback. Instead, we get Coach Hernandez yelling at the new kids for grandstanding, and everyone immediately submitting to his authority. That's because Gil Thorp isn't a strip about high school sports; it's a strip about coaching high school sports. There's a difference!
Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/23/24
Speaking of exciting things we don't see, there was a little bit of a hint last week that Mud Mountain Murphy might be up to his old scene-stealing tricks as everyone got ready for his supporting role at Truck Tyler's concert. But he didn't! He did what he was supposed to, the show went great, everyone was happy. Thank goodness! I know you guys were stressed out about it.