Dennis the Menace, 1/14/25

Now, look, today I'm not really interested in litigating whether this is wildly non-menacing ("Aww, I need to show all the parts of my body that they're loved, just like my parents show me they love me") or quite menacing, actually ("If I train my body to accept arbitrary stimulus as the equivalent to human affection, eventually I will have no need for emotional contact with others"). No, I want to focus on Joey's jaunty body language as he slurps refreshing water through his straw and watches Dennis put on socks. "Wow, so they go between your skin and your shoes, huh? I could see that having a number of positive impacts on the overall foot experience." I've had my issues in the past with strip colorists so I gotta give props to whoever correctly figured out what was going on here and made sure Joey's ankles were flesh-colored, as this is clearly the first he's hearing about socks.

Mary Worth, 1/14/25