B.C., 5/30/26

Look, I'm not a scientist, and I'm also not brave enough to have "how do turtles have sex" left in my Google image search history, but I know enough to know they don't get inside each other's shells. Their shells are part of them! That'd be gross! It wouldn't be sexy at all! Also, I enjoy that you can tell in panel one that lady turtle did in fact wax her shell. It's not just a pick-up line, it was inspired by actual events.

Andy Capp, 5/30/26