Rex Morgan, M.D., 3/12/26

Oh, I didn't mention that the Hollywood starlet turned recluse turned runaway in the current Rex Morgan, M.D., storyline was named "Lorna Starr" -- because she used to be a star, GET IT???? -- but now, in order to go incognito in her new, roots-country-forward community, she's going by "Mae Mae Clodfelter." I guess this is supposed to be her actual name, or maybe she's just decided to go by the most country name she can think of? Either way, I think even in a town where guys named "Buck" and "Truck" and "Mud Mountain Murphy" walk the streets, people are going to think that's a bit much.

Archie, 3/12/26