Mary Worth, 5/23/26

I've given it a bit of thought and I've come to the conclusion that "The condo board agreed we can create a supplemental food supply for residents!" is the most insane way to say that you've gotten approval to plant a vegetable garden. "Our wise board recognizes that the Strait of Hormuz crisis will merely accelerate the ongoing collapse of our civilization, dependent as it is on cheap fuel to connect far-flung producers and consumers," Mary says. "Soon we'll require local sources of calories for those lucky enough to be inside the Charterstone walls. All hail the board!”

Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/23/26