Marvin, 2/28/26

OK, the question of "What the hell kind of school does Marvin go to" is always a live one, seeing as he's a literal infant, but it's really relevant here. What the hell kind of school does Marvin go to where he's learning stuff about the history of pie? I took a seminar in college taught by a professor who specialized in the history and sociology of French food and I didn't learn this! Sorry, comics gag writers: you can't just learn a fun fact and then put it in the mouth of a child in your strip and say he learned it at school and then call it a day. And don't look so smug, Jenny! It's not like you invented chocolate pie.

Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/28/26