Sandwiches? More like SEXWICHES, amiright [everyone gets mad at me] sorry, I will try to do better

Six Chix, 8/13/24

"Hey," you're probably wondering, "What's going on with the Tuesday Chik in Six Chix, who last we saw was in a romantic and sexual relationship with a giant sandwich?" Well, bad news: the sandwich has gone back to its "own kind" and is now fucking avocado toast. A sad tale of modern relationships! Should food only date other kinds of food? Well, humans are a kind of food, in certain circumstances, if you think about it. That may sound like stoned dorm room talk, but it's a real thing I would say, if the sandwich I was in love with was going to leave me and I was desperate to win it back any way I could.

Beetle Bailey, 8/13/24