Sad man-children and actual children
Dustin, 6/7/24
"Dustin can't get a date" is a running bit in Dustin that usually I hate because the strips on this theme inevitably happen with supposed zoomers Dustin and Fitch trying to pick up girls at a fern bar rather than each of them sitting alone in their darkened bedroom swiping through "the apps" with dead eyes. But in the bigger picture, I wonder exactly how deep we're supposed to think Dustin's romantic failure goes. Has he ever had a steady relationship? Had sex? Kissed anyone? And, of course, since Dustin is himself a fictional character, we must extend these questions to this creators of the strip itself, because it seems insane to me that in today's strip this unfortunately young lady already has her hand resting on the crook of Dustin' elbow. Why would you think someone who has agreed to a date minutes ago under duress would do this? Is this what they think a date is?
Marvin, 6/7/24