Remember when they drew Mud like was seven feet tall? Let's bring that back

Rex Morgan, M.D., 12/13/23

The real victim of this whole big late-plot Mirakle Method plagiarism reveal will not be Rene, who will manage to weasel out of serious consequences via some method that is as unlikely as it is uninteresting, but rather Mud, who feels that the Mirakle Method has genuinely helped him become a better person and is barely hanging on by a thread as it becomes increasingly clear that Buzzy and Rene are in full grift mode. I predict he'll either relapse and engage in a run of antisocial behavior that will make pretending to shit himself onstage look Nobel Peace Prize-worthy, or he'll transfer his fanatical and violent allegiance to an extremely puzzled Mr. Ollman, who'll have to try to remember if any of his enemies are still alive

Hagar the Horrible, 12/13/23