Quotable Monday
Crankshaft, 10/27/25

"I mean, I get it! We're all thinking it. We're all thinking about the guy who dresses up in pizza boxes and how he's mortal, and how he's going to die someday, maybe right here in our restaurant. We're all thinking about how we might have to pull these pizza boxes off his corpse and look at his face, for the first and last time. We all think about it all the time! But we don't talk about it. You've got to learn not to talk about it."
Hi and Lois, 10/27/25
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