Quicksand isn't real, also, but we don't have time to go into that

Suburban Fairy Tales, 4/26/24

Suburban Fairy Tales is one of the new strips I've been reading, and it's a basically funny and enjoyable strip about cute animals, so I regret that my first discussion of it on this blog has to be scolding, but: look, it's perfectly OK if your cute anthropomorphic animal character wears pants, and it's also perfectly OK if they don't, but it's not OK at all if they take off their pants mid-comic strip and clearly aren't wearing any underwear but also have no obvious genitalia. It raises so many questions about what pig genitals looks like in this universe, and also, frankly, what pig genitals looks like in our universe, which I absolutely refuse to Google image search on but like 5% of me wants to know how well the two correlate. Also, just FYI, that's a "3" on the pig's tank top, because he's #3 out of the Three Little Pigs, which is also fine, but I definitely thought for a while that that was a weird "outie" belly button taking up most of his torso, which is not fine, though it did distract me from his whole genital situation, so there's that.

Gasoline Alley, 4/26/24