Pretty sure there's a verse in Leviticus that forbids interring a freshwater fish in the ocean

Mary Worth, 6/10/24

The thing about disposing of a dead fish is, honestly, that there isn't a particularly dignified way to do it, and if you're as emotionally devastated about said fish's death as Wilbur clearly is, then I suppose it's hard to get some kind of closure. Maybe this is a best-case scenario! Because I don't think that chucking a matchbox coffin off the deck of Dr. Jeff's DieselBurner-2000 superboat is going to be that dignified, actually, and that's before we even take into account how visibly contemptuous of the proceedings Dr. Jeff will be (you will be able to correctly ascertain his negative attitude from space).

The Phantom, 6/10/24